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God, what the fuck.

I found myself here when I was……….19? 20? 21? It was almost a decade ago, so that’s a fuckton of time. About a whole fucking decade.

This place was where I found some great people, some great friends, people I still follow, people I consider my loves. It’s where I found a regrettable EX, where I embarrassed myself often, where I go back to say “Ehhhhh what the fuck was I thinking”. 

It’s a place I used to live but a place I’ve all but abandoned now. But I’m just here, again, drunk…surprise, just like I used to be.

I’m really struggling with the “OMG I’M 30″ thing. I was super positive all year about it, but as it got closer, I started feeling bad. Only bad because it felt so huge, so big, so monumental.

But I talked to my Dad today. Which…to be fair, is not the person I should go to for advice. But he said “You have so many years. They may be good, they may be bad, I’ve been there, but you’re smart. You’ll be your best. These will be your best. Those were my best years.”

I can’t comprehend in my mind how long 10 years feels. I was barely even on here about 10 years ago, but my time here feels like a lifetime. My life from 20-30 feels like 20 lifetimes. I want my next 10 to be as long and vibrant and weird as my 20s were, but with more confidence and power. 

I laugh now when someone IDs me and says “OMG I didn’t guess you were that old” (this has happened a few times)

I will love me and embrace me and drink me into a (NON OBLIVION) wonderful state and reflect on this new decade. 

CHEERS BEERS. Also, cannot wait for all this Mueller investigation shit that’s poppin’ tomorrow, like what a fuckedly beautiful bday PRESENT?!!??!?!?!?

Living in Ohio is so fuckin’ odd.

It was in the 80s on Monday, and it is in 40s today. I went from sweating at work to bundling in sweaters in the course of a few days.

And our old ass apartment’s building management controls the radiator heating but DOESN’T THINK IT IT’S COLD ENOUGH TO TURN ON THE HEAT YET! Woooooow it’s 2018 and this apartment is on a straight 1920s timeline.

Cool. Coolcoolcool (literally too cool I’m dying).

Made the most of our last day of vacation—spent time at the beach NOT getting stuck in riptides, drank on the mini pier, ate even MORE southern food, and stumbled upon Fort Mason by total accident (prime exhibit poses included). I tried my best with...

Made the most of our last day of vacation—spent time at the beach NOT getting stuck in riptides, drank on the mini pier, ate even MORE southern food, and stumbled upon Fort Mason by total accident (prime exhibit poses included). I tried my best with sunscreen and still got a sunburn, and we have 11+ hours to drive tomorrow, SO I’m already going to sleep because I’m in pain just thinking about it. BUT I’m already secretly plotting our drive home to hit every Cook Out in N.C. on the way so I’m not THAT bummed?! (at Atlantic Beach, North Carolina)

Craggy Gardens • Asheville, NC (at Craggy Gardens)

Craggy Gardens • Asheville, NC (at Craggy Gardens)

But while I’m here!

This is becoming my quarterly Tumblr check-in and it makes me sad :(

I still read up on y’all a lot (not meant to sound creepy, promise!!!!!!!)

And I know some of you have moved to Twitter (which I check on…every two weeks?!?!), but I just feel like a dried up prune with words and thoughts. Any time I have a thought or idea, it quickly goes in the “NO” pile and I just keep going on my merry way. And I’m okay with that! But I’m still reading on what y’all are doing! And I love knowing that! But here’s a lil THOUGHT DUMP because it feels needed today.

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HELP ME PLAN MY VACATION

So, per usual, Peter and I are planning our vacation…a few days before our vacation. It is stressing me out that this is how he prefers to do things! But he is the…Financier…so I am stuck on his timeline and doing the best I can!!!! We have planned like…six sit-downs to do this and…have clearly not accomplished this yet!

Anyone that has been to/visited/lives in/has a vague idea of what’s good to visit would be MUCH APPRECIATED. Share if you want, that’s fine, I expect maybe 10 people to even read this but I am literally desperate. 

1) Drive 6-8 hours Thursday night from Akron and stop somewhere in Virginia for the night. I think we’re aiming to drive down 81 for scenery, even though our destination is way quicker to access going a different way!!! And we won’t see anything in the dark! Cool! So the options, kind of, are: Wayneboro, Staunton, Lexington, Roanoke. PLEASE GIVE ME SUGGESTIONS. We’ll probably only stay here over night and might get breakfast, but, y’know, whatever place is prettier or SAFER. I am still working on convincing him that the FASTEST way is the BEST way when we won’t see SHIT at night! 

2) Drive to Asheville, NC on Friday morning/afternoon. We’ll stay here until Sunday morning. PLEASE GIVE ME GOOD RECOMMENDATIONS! Peter wants to do some nature shit at some point, I am interested in bars/restaurants, obviously. Please advise.

3) Leave Asheville early Sunday, do a pit stop to Charlotte (we’ll probably only have time for lunch since he wants to drive to THE COAST (destination unknown) that same day. Literally, trying to figure out where/when/how/why.

4) Spend Monday on said COAST (still…destination unknown). 

5) Drive home Tuesday, we’ll figure it out. 

Please, anybody that has been to or knows the area, just…help me out. He’s more of a “BIG PICTURE” person and I am the stressed out planner trying to make it work. 

at Columbus, Ohio

at Columbus, Ohio

Got my first raise since becoming salaried and while it’s not A TON, it’s helpful and amazing because life is expensive lately (it’s been a parade of birthdays and showers and events for the past few months) and I am terrible at saving money when...

Got my first raise since becoming salaried and while it’s not A TON, it’s helpful and amazing because life is expensive lately (it’s been a parade of birthdays and showers and events for the past few months) and I am terrible at saving money when it’s most needed. I’m trying?! 

 And it was well fucking deserved because I pull in more sales on new products and services than anyone else by a MILE. And, you know, I’m pretty great at what I do. Even on the days I’m like “Ugh, this is not my first choice,” job-wise, I still do my job really fucking well and need to remind myself of that. I am valuable and my skills are valuable. So, cheers to that.

Love my best friend ❤️

Love my best friend ❤️

MY EYES! Oh, my eyes!

After a year+ of consistent eye appointments between an optometrist and an ophthalmologist (literally, I had more appointments combined in one year than I’ve had in 8+ years), I have no follow up appointments to go!

I am free!

My opthamologist concluded that I had some sort of eye dysfunction (more specifically, something about STEM CELLS IN MY EYES, build up of bad epithelial cells, not even sure of the name of it, but something that sounds life-threatening) due to long-term contact wear, even though I’d been wearing dailies for 15 years, never had any problems, and often switched betweeen them and glasses. And raaaaaaaaaarely accidentally slept in them. I was a model contact-wearing patient!!!

I’ve had this problem since March 2017, and I’ve had such extreme problems as excruciating light irritation, double-vision at night, and extreme blurriness in the day time since then. Oh, and pain. After I got sent to the opthamologist, he told me to “stop wearing contacts as much”. He didn’t tell me that I shouldn’t wear them AT ALL. I tried wearing them the weekend of a dear friend’s wedding (shout out to Katie, I am still upset over this, I’ll never get over missing that!) and was holed up in my room for three days with my eyes swollen shut.

Now, finally, my eyes are healing. I’ve worn glasses ever since and followed all rules from my opthamologist.

I am just excited I can get a new pair of glasses. He said we can even talk about LASIK in the future! Or CONTACTS AGAIN! Just so long as they are the right kind.

This year has been hella dumb with my eyes. If anyone EVER tells you that their eyes bother them, don’t scoff at it. I literally had my night driving privileges revoked for 5 months because of my extreme eye/vision degradation and the fact that I couldn’t fully pass my license-renewal test back in December. I recently had to pay to get my license re-printed last month once my vision improved, which is just more annoying than anything. I was in a torturous state for most months of last year until I got proper treatment.

So, y’know, consider yourself lucky if you have great eyesight! Or have had LASIK! Or have no problems with contacts! Because the alternative is painful and dangerous and devastating!!!

Long time, no check-in!

I am straying away from all social media, which is in stark contrast to me from ages 13-28!! I’m just too lazy anymore! I still read and keep up, but I just…hold back. I still I miss you all.


SurPRISINGLY, I am typing this while tipsy, as that hasn’t much changed. Started a Royal Wedding Brunch at 7a.m. and still going!


Might see the band LIT today at a rib burn-off in middle-of-nowhere Ohio which is A) HILARIOUS and B) more exciting for me than probably anyone else because I owned their 2nd and 3rd album when I was 13 and got really into them for a minute?!


So I’m still alive and doing dumb bullshit! Just wanted to let y’all know!

My queen.
(at Akron, Ohio)

My queen.
(at Akron, Ohio)

Such a loaf. (at Akron, Ohio)

Such a loaf. (at Akron, Ohio)

Never thought I’d run into the LEGEND Akashia at RPDR Trivia Night but OMG WHAT A NIGHT (at Yuzu)
EDIT: To add to this, Akashia sauntered up behind me during the bonus round, as I made it to the top four (I was a team of ONE against three teams of...

Never thought I’d run into the LEGEND Akashia at RPDR Trivia Night but OMG WHAT A NIGHT (at Yuzu)

EDIT: To add to this, Akashia sauntered up behind me during the bonus round, as I made it to the top four (I was a team of ONE against three teams of FOUR). Didn’t even realize who it was until she pointed to some of my answers from behind me. “Yeah Porkchop? I sent her home. And do I make for a good bonus question!” (she was literally the bonus question in the previous round) Turned around and absolutely gagged. So sweet, so nice, so fun to chat with. Gotta love a Cleveland darling.

Love this Ham. 😍 (at Loftworks Gallery)

Love this Ham. 😍 (at Loftworks Gallery)